Prego

You know how you said you wanted to have a baby? Well, the good news is that I'm pregnant and I'm keeping the baby. The bad news is that I'M KEEPING it, not you. Meaning, that this made me realize that I don't want for someone like you to have anything to do with my child. You would make a horrible parent. You can't event take care of yourself. I'm going to make it impossible for you to have anything to do with our, I mean, MY baby. I don't know if this is what you had in mind when you were talking about having kids. I am breaking up with you.